Just when I think I’m gone.

ESPN pulls me back with 2 amazing stories.
Manny coppin some roids.
Brett Favre as a Viking.
But then, the rug gets pulled out from under me.
Manny used some noob hCG garbage.
Gosh.
How disappointing.
I’ll riff a little on each.
You’ll read it.
Then you can watch Ron Artest’s post game interview.
Just watch the first 40 seconds.
It is the greatest anecdote ever.
EVER [...]

Covering A LOT of Ground.

I have 3 things right off the top of my head but there could be more.
1.

Watch the whole thing.
Please.
I shouldn’t have to beg.
This is the most awkward thing I may have ever seen.
This guy, whatever his name is, makes like a semi-but-not-really-that racist joke.
Not only was it semi-well-you-know-the-drill racist but it [...]

ESPN is running out of ideas.

I’ll enlarge that image.

So stupid.
What is the point of this?
I mean who cares?
They are fake spraypainting off numbers?
I guess they’re just trying to..
Actually I have no idea what they’re doing.
I am baffled.
Having nothing would be better than this.
This is such a trite attempt to cash in on something no one cares about.
And I know what [...]

MLB Preview: AL East

my thoughts and prayers are with nick adenhart and his family.
back to the AL East.
Toronto Maple Leafs:
That’s not right…
Blue Jays, there it is:
Why is one team in Canada? This makes no sense.
Marco “Scooter” Scutaro. That’s really obvious. Oh well. I’m feelin kinda tired.
Tampa Bay Rays:
Winners of the AL East say get behind me satan.
(They got [...]