Off The Map, Nonsensical Brilliance

So much happened this week that I am going to interrupt both the NFL Preview AND Lookin’ Boy Monday.
You’ll probably be mad because of this but so be it.
First off:
Serena Williams.
What a ridiculous call by the US Open official. And the tournament director.
Threatened to kill the linesperson? Maybe. But I like it.
If you are surprised [...]

Download a Tennis Mask!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/tennis/get_involved/4467076.stm
What a surprise.
Another Tennis Major Championship, another stupid promo.
Well, not really. This is kinda the first one ever.
Still, out of Jolly Old England and the BBC, here come Tennis Masks!
What are they? Why what do you think? Bloody masks eh!
Wait. I think eh is Canadian.
Anyway.
Besides this being very stupid, I’m going to run through what [...]

I pick everything that’s going on for the next like week?

Yeah. I don’t have much else to say so we’re gonna try this out.
Except the MLB. That would take wayyyy too long.
Tennis:
Federer over whoever he’s playing. Let’s be honest. If Djokovic was in it, then we’d have something to talk about. If Nadal was in it, then I’d be picking Nadal in 5 sets. But [...]

French Open Controspiracy

So yeah. I forgot Lookin’ Boy yesterday. Sue me.
Anyway.
So Rafael Nadal is out of the French Open. (I don’t care if that’s not how his name is spelled. I’m not bothering to spell check it.)
Old news, right?
Not anymore. Not since I made up the conspiracy.
So we all know that Rafa (yes, I’m on a nickname [...]