Category Archives: Stupid Stuff
LA Times, Get At Me
The LA Times Magazine apparently exists. Whether it has an audience outside of LA or even their own offices remains to be seen. UPDATE I: It has a circulation of 250,000. Whatever that means. UPDATE II: I made that up. … Continue reading
Filed under Baseball, Stupid Stuff
Fake Interview With Lance Armstrong: Revisited
lance armstrong. he asked ME for an interview. he wants to get his story out to the 5 people that will read this. yes, i am talking to YOU. anyway here it is. Part 2. ************************************ LA: Hey man. How … Continue reading
Filed under Cycling, Olympics, Stupid Stuff
March Makes Me Mad(ness)
So it’s March. Birds are chirping, rebirth, trees are getting green again. I hate the cliches about spring and stuff but I love the weather. But this isn’t a weather blog. I wish it was sometimes… Anyway. March Madness. The … Continue reading
Filed under Basketball, Stupid Stuff
A Fake Interview with Jimmie Johnson
FS!: Howdy Jimmie. How are things? Darn tootin’? JJ: Why are you talking like that? FS!: All racecar drivers are hicks and I figured if I mocked you it would make you feel more welcome. JJ: Dad-gum son, you done … Continue reading
Filed under Stupid Stuff
Note to LeBron James: Really? AND Note to Nate Burleson: Nice call.
LeBron says he doesn’t want to talk about free agency 2010. Would he rather us talk about his New York-centricness? First off these are a fashion monstrosity. The baseball toes or whatever they’re called are awful. The PinStripedBaseball Motif is … Continue reading
Filed under Basketball, Football, Stupid Stuff
The Con-Cup Con-Spiracy.
Everyone who’s anyone knows that the USA lost to Brazil in a HeartBreaker, 3-2, in the Confederations Cup in South of Nowhere, South Africa. South of Nowhere is a show. Now you understand my pop culture reference. You’re welcome. Now, … Continue reading
Filed under Soccer, Stupid Stuff
Lookin’ Boy 20
Harsh? Yes. The truth hurts, Pattie. P.S. Someone needs to sign Dionte Christmas ASAP. I want a t-shirt jersey with Christmas on the back. Thanks.
Filed under Basketball, Lookin' Boy, Stupid Stuff
