a fake interview with the real lance armstrong

lance armstrong.
he asked ME for an interview.
he wants to get his story out to the 5 people that will read this.
yes, i am talking to YOU.
anyway here it is.
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FantastikSports: Hey Lance.
Lance Armstrong: Sup. I have a question. What do I call you?
FS!: Just call me Sheryl Crow.
LA: That is both really stupid and really hurtful.
FS!: [...]

i’m pro-steroid!

anyway.
i like cheating.
i like to think roger clemens says “if you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying”
roger clemens was framed.
aroid was not.
its not the fact that aroid cheated that i don’t like.
its the fact that he won’t
a. admit it
b. ADMIT IT.
c. at least, get a better excuse.
apparently in our culture when you are 27 you are [...]

OKC Thunder Preview

Have they announced the team name yet?
Oh well i know anyway.
Impressed?
I thought so.
anywho,
Let’s preview their season.
Starting PG: Earl Watson is literally the only PG listed on their roster. So I guess i have no choice.
WRONG I NEVER BACK DOWN. Answer: Start two SGs yall!
Real Starting PG: Russell Westbrook. Just so he can injure himself for [...]

Michael Phelps Listens To Nothing

Apple Pays Michael millions just to have headphones in his ears.
What would he listen to if he werent listening to the sound of money?
In an exclusive FS! interview, he chatted with me:
FS!: Hey Mike. Im gonna call you mike. Hope thats okay mike. Mic.
MP: What? Oh sorry i was too busy not doing this interview. [...]

Nike, I Love You

I am one to buy into conspiracies. See: other blog entry about conspiracies.
I also have one brand I will buy just because it is that brand: Nike.
Both combine to form a superteam. A superteam and the DREAM TEAM.
What, you may ask, am i reffering to?
First off, dont ask dumb questions. Whenever anyone says there are [...]