The BCS has a Twitter.

http://twitter.com/INSIDEtheBCS
Why?
Why does an inanimate system need a Twitter?
Has artificial intelligence become that advanced without ANYONE knowing?
Maybe like a computer can update a Twitter with like factual like mathematical information.
But can a computer system really like find a quote, verify it’s relevance and then Tweet it?
Answer: NO. One million times no. And maybe two times yes.
What [...]

I thought I told Ya. I’m a star.

That video serves no purpose other than to describe the title of this post.
I was trying to think of a song where they said “I told you so.”
I think Jeff Bagwell said it once. I don’t know.
The real question of this post:
Am I above quoting myself?
Answer:
Usually. Except when I’m right. So [...]

Note to LeBron James: Really? AND Note to Nate Burleson: Nice call.

LeBron says he doesn’t want to talk about free agency 2010.
Would he rather us talk about his New York-centricness?
First off these are a fashion monstrosity.
The baseball toes or whatever they’re called are awful. The PinStripedBaseball Motif is awful.
You’re playing basketball. You know that right? NO CROSS-SPORT-REFERENCING SHOES. That’s just confusing.
Second off, the Yankees are stupid [...]

Heisman Watch: Fantastik Sports: Swag

Taking a page out of my old playbook, I’m going to reference an ESPN article throughout this post.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/heisman09/index

First Impressions:
Mark Ingram is decent.
Case Keenum’s stats are swaggerific.
Tim Tebow and Colt McCoy have been more off than my light switch. And my light switch is off right now.
CJ Spiller? What has he done? Nothing.
Kellen Moore does not, [...]

The Cowboys prove they are decent. Allen Iverson proves nothing.

The Cowboys beat the Eagles.
Yeah.
Sure, everyone hates the Eagles but I mean, did the Cowboys really look THAT good?
Sure, they took the NFC East lead, for now, but I mean, what’s with the Giants?
The Dallas media is just so anxious to jump on the Cowboy Bandwagon.
Its embarrassing.
I mean a 4 game win streak is pretty [...]

Urban Meyer is ridiculous. And I mean that.

Brandon Spikes tried to stab someone in the eye.
Oh my gosh WHY.
He puts his hand, up to his wrist, inside that guy’s facemask.
I get the incidental grabbing of facemasks. I get roughing the passer. That can be fun since quarterbacks are so whiny and stuff. (Especially Brady)
But this is threatening this [...]

NFL Preview: AFC South

Indianapolis Colts
No Marvin Harrison, lots of problems. You mean to tell me that Anthony Gonzalez can pick up that slack? No dice.
Nickname: Reggie “Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.” Wayne.
Projected Record: 1-15.
Tennessee Titans
Vince Young will have to step in for Kerry Collins at some point. Collins peaked last year and now its only a matter of time.
Nickname: [...]

Off The Map, Nonsensical Brilliance

So much happened this week that I am going to interrupt both the NFL Preview AND Lookin’ Boy Monday.
You’ll probably be mad because of this but so be it.
First off:
Serena Williams.
What a ridiculous call by the US Open official. And the tournament director.
Threatened to kill the linesperson? Maybe. But I like it.
If you are surprised [...]

NFL Preview: NFC South

New Orleans Saints
Lil’ Wayne’s favorite team. If I’m ever going to be his best friend, I’d hype up this team. How ironic. Because I seriously consider them a victim of the hypemachine year in and year out.
Nickname: Marques “Coldstone Creamery” Colston.
Projected Record: 15-1.
Carolina Panthers
Something clever about Carolina.
Nickname: John “Foxy” Fox.
Projected Record: 8-8
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
They are [...]

NFL Preview: AFC West

Denver Broncos
With a quarterback like Kyle Orton how could you go wrong? I’m surprised the Bears gave him up. His beard should be enough for like 4 wins all by itself.
Nickname: Matt Forte “is overrated.”
Projected Record: 4-12.
Kansas City Chiefs
With a quarterback like Matt Cassel how could you go wrong? I’m surprised the Pats gave him [...]