NFL Preview: NFC South

New Orleans Saints
Lil’ Wayne’s favorite team. If I’m ever going to be his best friend, I’d hype up this team. How ironic. Because I seriously consider them a victim of the hypemachine year in and year out.
Nickname: Marques “Coldstone Creamery” Colston.
Projected Record: 15-1.
Carolina Panthers
Something clever about Carolina.
Nickname: John “Foxy” Fox.
Projected Record: 8-8
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
They are [...]

The Denver Nuggets.

So much to say.
So little time.
I am waffling whether I should divide this up.
You know what?
I’m going tour de force, full force.
Let’s start with game 3.
So i’m watching the game right?
Mavericks look decent.
They cop a comeback right quick to go up 4 with like half a minute left.
So i’m okay at this point.
Then its 2 [...]

Lookin’ Boy 14

There’s actually a couple of comments I have about this one.
First off, I own a Billy Ocean CD.
Second off, I never knew Finn-Dogg was a Sun.
Third off, I picked that picture of Finn-Dogg for the novelty of the Sun jerz on him.
Lastly, an even BETTER picture of Finn-Dogg.
Yes, its small.
Anyway.
If the similarities in their apperance [...]

the phoenix suns

so yeah.
its that time again.
fake interview time.
yeah.
so.
anyway.
who am i going to interview?
shaq?
no.
stevie nash?
no. although i would deff call him stevie nicks-nash. LOL.
anyway.
the suns mascot?
no, even that’s too obvious.
i’m interviewing the suns.
the team.
not the players on the team.
the team.
lets do this thang.
FS!: Zup PHX?!
PS: Nothing. Just doin this interview.
FS!: Yeah no kidding?
PS: No kidding.
FS!: So how [...]

sorry jay cutler

you’re now a bear.
prepare to lose and continue losing even after you’ve left.
lets look at some examples.
1985: undefeated season.
2007: rex grossman.
i don’t know any more bears.
also these two facts apply to none of what im saying.
anyway.
sure that’s a compelling question.
but a better question is how did that bear get so cut and buff?
cut and buff… [...]

Utah sues the BCS

Big news out of the mormon state.
is that its official name?
it should be.
get on that please.
anyway.
the University of Utah is planning on suing the BCS for antitrust.

On the ESPN website, the caption for the front-page photo is “Worth Pur-Suing”

good lord.
i hope someone was fired for that.
horrific wordplay.
and yes that is quite hypocritical.
sure this suit may [...]

i have nothing to say today.

instead ill just post awesome pics of Delonte West.
:/
i h8 smileys.

talk to chuck

hey chuck.
your commercial?
its terrible.
absolutely awful.
here’s what youre trying to do:
get with the hip generation.
here’s what youre actually doing:
alienating everyone ever in the history of anyone.
i mean ill be honest.
there have been worse commercials.
those chevy this is our country ones come to mind.
but really.
i COULD, could like these commecials.
but, but, BUT, BUT
do [...]

joe lunardi? like really bro?

joe lunardi is some noob that writes for espn.
seriously his bracket makes no sense.
he has michigan st. as a 2 seed.
no big ten team should have a seed higher than 9.
thats a new rule for the ncaas.
joe lunardi almost follows this rule.
he also has purdue at 5.
preposterous!
the big ten is so horrible at most sports.
sure [...]

one more reason to hate the boston celtics.

paul pierce, you disgust me.
NO NO NO, paul don’t argue with me.
fine.
you want an interview, i’ll interview you.
FS!: So Paul, tell me. Why did you snub that little kid?
PP: [Expletive] yeah man [expletive] LeBron James jersey [expletive]
FS!: Dude. Chill, this is a family blog.
PP: Aight. But I ain’t gonna sugar-coat this. [...]