Twitter is a source of unending pleasure. Seriously.

Tom Ziller: Did I photoshop Omri Casspi and @DonteGreene into a New Moon poster? I think I did — http://bit.ly/5mHj8D
Donte Greene: @teamziller thats hot. do yall have any more?
Who is Tom Ziller?
Some NBA-affiliated blogger. Who really cares.
It is images like that one that make me love my job. And by ‘my job’ I mean everything.
That [...]

The Warriors want Steph Curry at the helm; best. decision. ever.

New reports.
Even after dealing Steph Jackson (yes, I am calling him Steph Jackson) to the Bobcats, the Warriors are trying to deal Monta Ellis:
Multiple NBA sources have confirmed that Monta Ellis’ status with the Warriors could be determined Thursday, when his agent is scheduled to meet with team management in Oakland. Several sources indicate that [...]

Note to LeBron James: Really? AND Note to Nate Burleson: Nice call.

LeBron says he doesn’t want to talk about free agency 2010.
Would he rather us talk about his New York-centricness?
First off these are a fashion monstrosity.
The baseball toes or whatever they’re called are awful. The PinStripedBaseball Motif is awful.
You’re playing basketball. You know that right? NO CROSS-SPORT-REFERENCING SHOES. That’s just confusing.
Second off, the Yankees are stupid [...]

The Cowboys prove they are decent. Allen Iverson proves nothing.

The Cowboys beat the Eagles.
Yeah.
Sure, everyone hates the Eagles but I mean, did the Cowboys really look THAT good?
Sure, they took the NFC East lead, for now, but I mean, what’s with the Giants?
The Dallas media is just so anxious to jump on the Cowboy Bandwagon.
Its embarrassing.
I mean a 4 game win streak is pretty [...]

Brandon Jennings: What Starbury Could Have Been. Only, with better hair.

I have a pretty torrid love affair with BJennings.
I mean, I have always been in love with him and his game.
Ever since I saw the hair.
It wasn’t until ‘Gunnin’ For That #1 Spot’ that I realize what superb, unadulterated swag he really had.
Swag is a word that is intentionally ambiguous.
But when you see BJ, you [...]

The Lakers are the Best

I’m usually not above making fun of children making awful YouTube videos.
But I’m not in the mood right now.
Just watch this little tyke croon his sweet love ballad to the Lakers.
P.S. Kid, I know you’re like 12 maybe? But use some more complex rhyming words. Just sayin.
The first line starts out [...]

“Back Like Jordan, Wearin’ The 4-5″ Jay-Z

Leave it to your boy Stephon Marbury to bring me back.
This is pure, unadulterated, unfiltered PLATINUM-PLATED, Swag-filled, Swag-inducing Swag.
Yes, I said Swag 3 times in that past sentence; twice as a modifier, once as a direct object? I’m not an English-y kinda guy.
Anyway.

3 Things:
1. He sings Happy Birthday. 5 Dollars to [...]

Hiatus

Zup yall.
I’m incommunicado til like the 18th.
Then FS! will become the Tour De Force it once was yet again.

Lookin’ Boy 20

Harsh? Yes.
The truth hurts, Pattie.
P.S. Someone needs to sign Dionte Christmas ASAP. I want a t-shirt jersey with Christmas on the back. Thanks.

10 Hours over NBA Draft Heaven.

This title was supposed to be a take off of 30 Seconds Over Tokyo. But then again I have no idea what 30 Seconds Over Tokyo is.
So this Draft thing is today. And guess what. NBADraft.net definitely crashed. Dude, come through in the clutch. No dice. I guess I have to change my post.
More important [...]