I thought I told Ya. I’m a star.

That video serves no purpose other than to describe the title of this post.
I was trying to think of a song where they said “I told you so.”
I think Jeff Bagwell said it once. I don’t know.
The real question of this post:
Am I above quoting myself?
Answer:
Usually. Except when I’m right. So [...]

Off The Map, Nonsensical Brilliance

So much happened this week that I am going to interrupt both the NFL Preview AND Lookin’ Boy Monday.
You’ll probably be mad because of this but so be it.
First off:
Serena Williams.
What a ridiculous call by the US Open official. And the tournament director.
Threatened to kill the linesperson? Maybe. But I like it.
If you are surprised [...]

Vote 4 Manny.

This whole thing is garbage. This whole Man-Ram scenario.
Personally I think that people should be able to vote for whoever they want.
We don’t need Jorre (Joe Torre) telling people what to do.
Don’t ya think America’s got enough on its plate with Terrorism, Swine Flu, the Economy, Swag Flu, and Twitter?
Why add more by criticizing YOUR [...]

I pick everything that’s going on for the next like week?

Yeah. I don’t have much else to say so we’re gonna try this out.
Except the MLB. That would take wayyyy too long.
Tennis:
Federer over whoever he’s playing. Let’s be honest. If Djokovic was in it, then we’d have something to talk about. If Nadal was in it, then I’d be picking Nadal in 5 sets. But [...]

JR Smith and his Swag.

So many people are mad.
Mad at JR Smith for throwing what some are calling “gang signs”
Could I use this as an excuse to rant about the Nuggets/Thuggets?
OF COURSE. I’m that good at ranting.
But I’m not going to.
It ain’t worth it.
What I do want to draw attention to is the fact that:

The [...]

James Harrison.

Pittsburgh Steelers Linebacker.
Candidate for Most Confusing Human Being on the Earth, 2009.
Everyone knows if you win a Championship anyone cares about, you go to the White House.
Right?
So the Steelers, NFL Champions 2009, are going to the White House.
But not James Harrison.
Does he disagree with Obama’s policies? Maybe have an illegitimate child in D.C.? Hate the [...]

A Battle of Words with Manny Ramirez

It’s Friday/Saturday, when I usually do a fake interview.
At the end, there will be two amazing facts I learned recently.
One about Ron Artest and the other about Darius Miles.
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FS!: Manny, thanks for joining us. Actually, its just me. Oh well, I’ll edit that out later.
MR: What’s up man. Love the blog, by the way.
FS!: Really? [...]

Just when I think I’m gone.

ESPN pulls me back with 2 amazing stories.
Manny coppin some roids.
Brett Favre as a Viking.
But then, the rug gets pulled out from under me.
Manny used some noob hCG garbage.
Gosh.
How disappointing.
I’ll riff a little on each.
You’ll read it.
Then you can watch Ron Artest’s post game interview.
Just watch the first 40 seconds.
It is the greatest anecdote ever.
EVER [...]

Covering A LOT of Ground.

I have 3 things right off the top of my head but there could be more.
1.

Watch the whole thing.
Please.
I shouldn’t have to beg.
This is the most awkward thing I may have ever seen.
This guy, whatever his name is, makes like a semi-but-not-really-that racist joke.
Not only was it semi-well-you-know-the-drill racist but it [...]

Madden ‘10

You heard about this?
You know about this?
You heard of this?
Ya know?
Anyway.
As usual, Madden will release a new game this year.
I have 3 things to say about this.
1 is positive, 1 is negative, and the last is neutral.
I’ll start with the positive.
What is this?
Oh just a screenshot from the new Madden.
YES, MY FRIENDS.
No?
Not my friends?
YES MY [...]