Category Archives: Baseball

A Fake Interview With Cliff Lee

Phillies. ******************** FS!: Hey Cliff. CL: Sup. FS!: I expected more of a ‘Howdy’-type of greeting. CL: I’m full of surprises. FS!: That’s the understatement of the year. Speaking of surprises, why the Phillies? CL: I just love that Philadelphia … Continue reading

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Some Thoughts on Some Things

Yes, I used a long title to disguise a short, lazy post yesterday. But whatever. You’re smarter than that so it won’t happen again. INDIANAPOLIS COLTS Everyone is freaking out about Peyton Manning. And rightly so. He is throwing more … Continue reading

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Jayson (is) Werth Alot

No. It is not. I am not even going to mince words. He is absolutely not worth 7 years, 126 million dollars. Absolutely not. Also I am an expert at puns. Or plays on words. Or is it play on … Continue reading

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OMG!

Pittsburgh won a game in walk-off fashion yesterday. Who care? Answer: the radio play-by-play guys. OH MY GOD. Check. Wahoo, wahoo! Check. Whistling. Check Giggling. Check. Rockin’ n’ rollin’ at PNC Park. Check. Lord help us and save us, cried … Continue reading

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LA Times, Get At Me

The LA Times Magazine apparently exists. Whether it has an audience outside of LA or even their own offices remains to be seen. UPDATE I: It has a circulation of 250,000. Whatever that means. UPDATE II: I made that up. … Continue reading

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Sky Might Fall

Omg y’all. Stephen Strasburg aka Kid K aka SS Prime aka Senator Strasburg aka The Usher aka The Strasburg Railroader aka The Golden Child aka Summer Freeze is injured. He’s on the DL. Keep it on the DL. This news … Continue reading

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Kevin Youkilis

I’m saving a really good joke for the end. Just wait. Woah. Cool your jets, man. I am NOT hating on charity. Please. I’m like Joe Charity. Every weekend I’m either attending a benefit or running a 5k. Not because … Continue reading

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AL West Preview

Just kidding. Everyone hates baseball. Except maybe the team in your hometown. Which would be the Texas Rangers for me. Apparently Josh Hamilton think we’re gonna win 96 games. That seems a little high. Only 2 teams last year (2009) … Continue reading

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I thought I told Ya. I’m a star.

That video serves no purpose other than to describe the title of this post. I was trying to think of a song where they said “I told you so.” I think Jeff Bagwell said it once. I don’t know. The … Continue reading

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Off The Map, Nonsensical Brilliance

So much happened this week that I am going to interrupt both the NFL Preview AND Lookin’ Boy Monday. You’ll probably be mad because of this but so be it. First off: Serena Williams. What a ridiculous call by the … Continue reading

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