I assume you will have watched this by the time you read the interview.
Thanks.
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FS!: Rajon. Whussup my brother?
RR: Nothing much man. Just trying to stop crying.
FS!: Why are you cryin’ brah?
RR: Derrick Rose stole my lunch money. Figuratively.
FS!: Ohhhh. By lunch you mean “dignity” and by money you mean “I lack any sort of jumper”
RR: If I meant that, I would be saying “Derrick Rose stole my dignity I lack any sort of jumper.” Now I didn’t go to college, or maybe I did, I am not sure, but that is not an English sentence.”
FS!: It is now. Stupid kid.
RR: Whoa whoa whoa. I’m not stupid and I’m not a kid.
FS!: Have you looked in the mirror lately?
RR: No.
FS!: Well that settles that.
RR: Settles what?
FS!: [Laughs] Good one, Rajon. You have quite the dry wit.
RR: I am so confused.
FS!: [Laughs] I don’t throw this word around alot but your comedic timing is IMPECCABLE.
RR: Shut up. I don’t know who you are.
FS!: Fantastik Sports. Obviously.
RR: Oh, right. Gotcha.
FS!: Why do my interviews always turn into filler material?
RR: Is that a rhetorical question? Because if not, I will try to answer.
FS!: Anyway Rajon. I’m going to throw some nicknames at you and you’re going to give me your honest opinion.
RR: I’m down, clown.
FS!: Rajon “Kia” Rondo. Because Kia has a car named the Rondo.
RR: I get it.
FS!: So what do you think?
RR: I think it works on more than just a superficial level. Because my game is mediocre at best, much like Kia.
FS!: Wow. I didn’t even think of that. Although isn’t that kind of an insult at yourself?
RR: Oh, trust me, I know I’m not all that great.
FS!: Glad we’re on the same page.
RR: Yeah.
FS!: Next nickname. Rajon “Hatton Awards” Rondo
RR: Not great. I mean I doubt people pick up on the fact that this is reference to the Rondo Hatton Classic Film Awards, a fan-based, online awards ceremony for fans of classic horror films. But that’s just me.
FS!: I am impressed. Even I thought that was too subtle. But hey, that’s just Rajon being Rajon.
RR: No doubt about it.
FS!: How bout this one: Mr. Rondo’s Neighborhood.
RR: That is not specific to me, but could be used to reference my crew or my crib, you know? But I can’t see announcers using it.
FS!: You might be a nickname genius.
RR: Thanks. That’s all I ever wanted.
FS!: Last one. Rajon “The Music Man” Rondo. That might be way too subtle.
RR: Yeah. For most people. But I know that, in music, a rondo is an instrumental form characterized by the initial statement and subsequent restatement of a particular melody or section, the various statements of which are separated by contrasting material.
FS!: I am amazed that you just came up with that definition on your own. Wow.
RR:Although any piece built upon this basic plan of alternation or digression and return may be legitimately designated rondo, most rondos conform to one of two basic schemes: the five-part (abaca, with a representing the main theme) and the seven-part (abacaba).
FS!: Stop it.
RR: No.
FS!: Fine.
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Looks like Derrick Rose stole more than just Rajon's lunch money. He also stole his shirt. Get it?
Back tats are underrated.
Also Rajon Rondo apparently just invented the phrase “I’m down, clown.”
I had never heard that before.
Nor will I hear it ever again.
3 Comments
June 8, 2009 at 9:09 pm
yeah and the fact that he averaged a triple double in the series and led the celtics to beat the bulls and win the series should be included in your gay ass interview haha
September 19, 2009 at 9:07 pm
wow your just a fucking faggot…..rose < RONDO……..btw in your little video up there^ you see the score? look a little bit up on tht and you see 3-2……guess wat happens next….
December 11, 2009 at 11:58 pm
dude fuck you! wen was the last time rose led a team to win the NBA FINALS? Rondo is thee most underrated pointguard.